davidsprincess's Journal, 25 Jun 23

Can I believe I’m eating trenbolone sandwiches 😏 

You look like you're already doing that. 💪🏼😊  

I pretend my kale is chocolate all the time. 

Makes me think of Professor Harold Hill in "The Music Man." Hill tells the boys to learn to play via the "Think System," in which they simply have to think of a tune over and over and will know how to play it without ever practicing on their instruments. Hill's con is nearly complete: all he has to do is collect the rest of the money and disappear. 😁🎺🎶 $$$  

Wonder if that works for everything…virtual retirement. Think you are retired while you are working! 

😆😆😆 Yes! I wish it worked that way. 

I wish I could afford this procedure 

Remember there was a lady that used to do this? 

Just stupid. However, many people nowadays think they’re women when they’re men and vice versa and society is all cool with that, anything goes in this world. So why not this?? Shouldn’t the principle apply to everything?? Yes? No? Why or why not? 

YOH, I think I work every day with people who think they are retired. 😆 By the way, I'm up 3 pounds today so my imagination needs a little work.  

Hmmmm. Imagine a little extra walk or something? Ive been struggling for the past month so four days ago i decided to double down on walking. I added a second walk in the evening to try and get the scale to be my friend. It only took 3 days and my inner fat kid was saying i was too tired to walk a second time but so far I’ve managed to ignore her and go. I think my hubs and your hubs are similar. Mine is go go go and super supportive so he walks with me in the am and now in the pm on the weekends too which helps. Don’t worry about those 3 pounds just take today for a new day 🥰 

id rather believe the cake is celery, for CICO purposes 😏 

I pretend my little homemade protein bars are chocolate candy...I pretend my protein shakes are a filling breakfast...I put peanut butter on celery and pretend it's a treat...whatever I gotta tell myself...I think my body has gotten wise though..🤣🤣🤣 

Kaylin! Yes- I see that's what I did wrong.  

We used to have a word for it when we were children, "p'like." It was our contraction for "play like;" as in, p'like this dress is a size 7. 

I love that, Shir! 

I love that! 

I wish it was that easy to pretend when you have a food addiction. 

Pretend you don’t have food addiction 

Lol, Super. I've been pretending stuff all day.