This hasn't happened to me yet but I don't have very many friends. Sorry of this offends any keto people. All in fun.
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3828 kcal
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Fat: 157.56g | Prot: 156.98g | Carbs: 491.82g.
Breakfast: Whole Milk, General Mills Peanut Butter Chocolate Blasted Shreds, Quest Vanilla Caramel Hero Protein Bar, Cinnamon Raisin Biscuit. Lunch: StarKist Foods Tuna Creations Hot Buffalo Style, Laughing Cow Mini Babybel Bonbel Cheese, Trader Joe's Bread & Butter Pickles, Boar's Head Black Forest Deli Ham, White Bread, Eggland's Best Large Grade A Eggs. Dinner: On The Border Tortilla Chips, Guacamole, Klondike Heath Ice Cream Bar, Pure Protein Chocolate Deluxe High Protein Bar (Small), Home Run Inn 12" Signature Sausage Supreme with Fire Roasted Vegetables Pizza. more...
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4600 kcal
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Exercise:
Running (jogging) - 5/mph - 50 minutes, Weight Training (moderate) - 1 hour and 30 minutes, Sitting - 12 hours, Bicycling (leisurely) - <10/mph - 3 hours, Sleeping - 6 hours and 40 minutes. more...
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I felt this way when my daughter was on some lame diet (paleo) when she came to visit me for the first time in 2 years except I wasn't as cool as this.
27 Mar 19 by member: LZenn
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LOL - I would just be like sure, I love eating the toppings off of pizza :). No offense taken, I think it is funny.
27 Mar 19 by member: jaime30024
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27 Mar 19 by member: Keilin_4
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all right, all right, all right.... eat the toppings off the slice. no biggie. the beer's the real problem.
27 Mar 19 by member: Katsolo
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27 Mar 19 by member: Katsolo
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Beer is k-e-t-o friendly. I read on the interwebz.
27 Mar 19 by member: Terrapin12
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OMG, how old was Matthew McConaughey in that picture?
27 Mar 19 by member: Erquiaga
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12!!!! And is that a snake on your head?
27 Mar 19 by member: Terrapin12
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See now - I’d eat that pizza ...but just the top parts...skip the crust
27 Mar 19 by member: Cmbowden
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You’ll have to spring for steaks.
27 Mar 19 by member: Tash23
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Why yes, Terrapin it is. 🐍
27 Mar 19 by member: Erquiaga
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27 Mar 19 by member: rosio19
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If Matthew Mcconaughey invited me for pizza keto would go out the window. Alright alright alright...
27 Mar 19 by member: FullaBella
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27 Mar 19 by member: FullaBella
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Duh, slow me. I just got the Lincoln Lawyer reference.
27 Mar 19 by member: FullaBella
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Have you ever seen the routine where Gabriel Iglesias (Fluffy) talks about the movie he did with Matthew M? Too funny.
27 Mar 19 by member: Erquiaga
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He was born in Uvalde, Texas. He still lives in Texas.
27 Mar 19 by member: Erquiaga
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27 Mar 19 by member: katies71
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28 Mar 19 by member: g_ortegam
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Chrisw77 I don’t know, but, now I WANT a Pop Tart!!!!!😂
28 Mar 19 by member: Cmbowden
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