Kenna Morton's Journal, 09 Mar 21

Here is the answer to our weight issues. Self decapitate and grow a new body. Why (slapping forehead) didn’t someone think of this before.

View Diet Calendar, 09 March 2021:
1161 kcal Fat: 41.83g | Prot: 48.39g | Carbs: 150.16g.   Breakfast: Kumquat, Aqua de Jamaica (hibiscus ice tea), Egg, Maxwell House International Cafe Orange, Heritage beans, Unsalted Butter Stick, Sarabeth's Orange Apricot Marmalade, Dave's Killer Bread Thin-Sliced Good Seed Organic Bread. Lunch: Trader Joe's Frozen Blueberries, The Greek Gods Traditional Plain Greek Yogurt, Wheat Montana Milled Flax Seed, Tru-Nut Powdered Peanut Butter, Sweet Heart Milled Chia Seeds, Manitoba Harvest Hemp Hearts Shelled Hemp Seeds, Ranch Granola, Trader Joe's Pomegranate Seeds. Dinner: Roasted Salted Cashew Nuts, McCormick Original Cocktail Sauce For Seafood, Sabra Caponata, Sprouts Farmers Market Seedsational Whole Grain Bread, SeaPak Breaded Butterfly Shrimp. more...
1403 kcal Exercise: Walking (moderate) - 3/mph - 1 hour, Resting - 15 hours, Sleeping - 8 hours. more...

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Wow that would be awesome, to just start over knowing how to keep a body fit. We would all look great. 
09 Mar 21 by member: madfoxmade
Are you saying we should be slugs?😊 Happy Tuesday!🌺 
09 Mar 21 by member: Shrewdness
🤣🤣🤣that new body won’t get much exercise though because it’s a slug! 
09 Mar 21 by member: Waffle58
lol - seems like everyone is in a jovial mood today. It's good because the spring weather has finally made it up into the urban areas of Western New York, although it will dip into the freeze zone again this weekend it is nice to be in the 50's & 60's for the next couple of days. We had those darn slugs when I lived in Pacific Grove, California. Ugh, just could not get rid of them, and now I know the reason why.  
09 Mar 21 by member: skydiverjim
I saw this article in the NY Times this morning. Amazing!! And yes -- if we're so smart (H. sapiens are supposed to be "the wise guys"), why didn't WE evolve this capability!! Some body is falling down in the DNA Department!! 
09 Mar 21 by member: ReneeJoan
😹😹😹 
09 Mar 21 by member: isaalexana
I saw this 😉 
09 Mar 21 by member: gaelicgal
There are no coincidences or mistakes...humans are rebellious n willful. Animals n plants live MUCH better🤙 
09 Mar 21 by member: acomandr
See, I’m always thinking of how to make this process easier. 
09 Mar 21 by member: Kenna Morton
🤣🤣🤣👍🏻 
09 Mar 21 by member: gabbsplus5
It sounds tempting but I'd be afraid my new body would be worse than the one I have now...Did it say how many times I can attempt it? 🤣 
09 Mar 21 by member: Rckc
Slug me!!! 🐌 
09 Mar 21 by member: SatsumaQueen
...I’ll get right to it! 😂🤣😂 
10 Mar 21 by member: Augusta888
🤣 
10 Mar 21 by member: bearnoggin
Oh if it were that easy for us. 
10 Mar 21 by member: MagickalMeg
😂🍀 
10 Mar 21 by member: SB 428
Too funny everyone. Have a happy Thursday 
11 Mar 21 by member: Kenna Morton

     
 

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