chrisw77's Journal, 26 Jul 21

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You're brainy smurf. I guess Diablo would be Hefty smurf and I would obviously be grouchy. Mermee has smurfette written all over her. It's the hair.  

Girl, mermee, this is a flaw! We have finally discovered your flaw! No smurfs? Well, it doesn't help that you are younger than... Well... Me... and you didn't start out life parked in front of Saturday morning cartoons in America.  

This my point about you not starting out in America!!! 😁 BTW, we have Toy Story DVD in Russian we picked up while there in 04! I do not understand a word! 😁 Honestly...?little elves I think? I think elves. My parents didn't have a TV, so I only got to watch when having a sleep over at a friend's or my grandparents. I remember lots of singing and... Rainbows! 😁  

Hey, do you have any accent still? Probably not, but it would be fun! When we were I Russia, my hubby was always taken for a local. I have no idea why! Of course, I was not.. To fat and not nearly stylish enough. I stuck out like a sore thumb. 😁 I think I gained nearly as much during our "paper pregnancy" then all my natural pregnancies... Endlessly stressful requiring far too much food! 😁  

I love 80's music! With you there! You are sweet, but I've never in my life been surrounded by more beautiful and beautifully dressed people than in your homeland! The shoes... good night! OK, some did make me giggle... Was I talking about elves? Is it still the style do you know to have super long.pointy toes that often turned up? I had very boring and sensible black shoes I was wearing most of the time. Ugly as could be! 😁 I remmeber being on a street in Moscow pretending to look at rhe screen on our camera and really we were just taking pictures of feet! 😁 We really are slobs here compared to the standard of dress for so many in Russia even fare into Siberia!  

And nope, couldn't care less that we have taken over Chris's journal. Where is he anyway??? Get on here, lad. I'm sure you could have something annoying and funny to add. 😁  

BTW, my man's family are "Prussian." Well one side anyway came from the far east of Germany that is sort of Russian influenced background. He found food in Krasnoyarsk that was exactly how his grandma cooked. He was so excited we had to eat out of that bakery daily! 😁  

I'm busy "taking control of my life" while you fatsos blab on my journal 😜  

I can't sleep 😢 so I will add that the info button once described the Smurfs as gnomes being 5 apples tall. What in the world? Even if crab apples (I love that my phone knows me so well that it keeps autocorrecting apples to say assholes) it is still far taller than I ever imagined. I mean they live in mushrooms. I always thought thumb size. My mom didn't want us to watch the Smurfs because Gargamel (sp?) did spells and witchcraft but I'm a rebel and found a way. Ok. Back to bed. 🤞🏼 

Hahaha hahaha! Princess! Apples to apples would not be your game! 😁 So gnomes it is! Same issue with my folks... "no witchcraft!"  

How is that going, Chris? While we fatties take over your space. 😁 ❤️  

Interesting insights on fashion, mermee. Nice to dress up, but casual is for sure my favorite world to live in! I'm just glad I can wear nicer things now with confidence! Sure is more funl ❤️ What a fascinating combo you come from! So much interesting family history you must have!  

This fatty is joining in. I agree with Melissa and Mermee that American fashion and casual clothes are best. Really not a fan of over-the-top, flashy, high-heeled looks.  

You wouldn't like my new rhinestone gym stilettos then, LC. They are FABULOUSSSSSS though!! They perfectly match my tube socks and cat ass!  

I completely agree, DP. Remember Gargamel would pick them up and stuff them in a bag... they didn't look that big. Maybe Gargamel was above average height? And remember his girlfriend was an actual witch 😳. I only relate to smurfs in the fact that whenever I'd rant about something, I'd wind up being thrown - head first - out of my village like Brainy 😂  

THEY WERE THE SAME HEIGHT AS AZRIEL!! 😡  

Sure enjoying this conversation. 💕 

Anyhow, life calls. Make sure you lock the door when you leave ❤  

I'm laughing out loud over my coffee. What a conversation to wake up to 🤣😂😅👡👑