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I heard song on radio - I was walking down the bike path and the bike path won - I went to the hospital for some stitches and ripped my britches - drinking saline along with praline , ice cream - I'll never cross that bike path again , I'll never cross that bike path again but I will post Emmy award wining photos on the weight loss site , I'll never cross that bike path again , I'll never cross that bike path again - I will drag race and cover that cause it's safer, I'll never cross that bike path again, I'll never cross that bike path again - I will not mention names Marsha lots of laughs cause u gave up drag racing years ago - it's not Marsha but have fun u know who are , saline , saline away , that's where I dreamed to be - I myself, - - cover myself in a ball of bubble wrap when I go out for walks - I thought it was safer until everyone tried to pop all of my bubblewrap at one time and it sounded like a machine gun and the cops were called - no more bubble wrap for me - lots o laughs - brought to u by sticky soled shoes - we"ll trip u up every time - the only picture I got is an empty plate because I was hungry -
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88.0 kg
Lost so far: 20.9 kg.
Still to go: 4.1 kg.
Diet followed: Reasonably Well.
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Losing 0.6 kg a Week
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You’re too funny John! I’m so glad draglist is ok!
04 May 18 by member: momma6224
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Glad you are okay. Now I've got the Commodores stuck in my head. Thanks (said with a snarky curl of my lip).
04 May 18 by member: jeannieselby
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WHAT? LoL. Let the truth be known. (true story) Last Friday, I was getting out of my SUV stepped onto the running board then turned around to grab my phone and purse. I didn't look when I stepped down onto the pavement waiting for me was a PINE CONE the size of a small dinosaur. I then realized, I was going to fall. So, I had to execute a "super doper ninja" move to do a "drop and roll" so, I would not fall on my head. (which if you recall I just had open skull brain surgery in Oct. 2017) So...I chose to drop my phone and purse and save my head. My ankle snapped, crackled and popped. However, I did save the 2 screws, 2 nuts, 2 brackets and the titanium mesh in my skull base. It was scary! So as I gather up my purse (which had exploded when it hit the ground) & phone and limped my FAT AZZ to my town home. All I could think was...PINE CONE PINE-SOL PINE CONE PINE-SOL....so I was pissed! I wondered to myself if it was poetic justice for the misuse of the Pine-Sol on the brownies. LoL. When I walked into the bedroom and threw my phone, purse and self onto the bed, I looked into the corner and there he sat "Mr. Dread" (my judging recumbent bike) he telepathically said "MARSHA, YOU WILL DO ANYTHING NOT TO RIDE ME!!!" So, I have babied my left ankle for the past week and hope Mr. Dread will forgive me! So, John do I have a lead foot sure do...love to drive fast & hard...LoL...thanks for the shout out!
04 May 18 by member: marshakanady
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04 May 18 by member: Keilin_4
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