-MorticiaAddams's Journal, 25 Dec 23

This is what Santa left us!! LOL. I wanted a paraiba tourmaline but this is what I got. "It's beginning to look a lot like Carcass....... la di(de) da di(de) da." (In case you are a spell freak like my hubby.) Our little buddy should cook up a lot quicker than the beef roast I was planning on which is still not thawed. LOL. He will be a present for the wildlife outside. They are always eaten. Sorry if you are squeamish. I am too. I actually like mice............ I like them outside. I don't want to eat with them at the dinner table and I don't want then pilfering in my kitchen.

Hubby's poem for this Christmas miracle:

There once was a mouse from outside
He came inside and he died
He nibbled the bait
And sealed his fate
And now he is stiff and bug-eyed.

Merry Christmas!

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the Christmas mouse that became Christmas dinner! new Disney movie coming this holiday season! lol 
25 Dec 23 by member: angelcullen333
Good Christmas morning, Morticia! Nice catch. I've had to learn to deal with such since being on my own. It's amazing what you can get used to. I find it so humorous that they make the bait pads to look like a slice of swiss, LOL. Too funny. Hope you have a wonderful day - and beef roast! :D 
25 Dec 23 by member: Windy Day
I think this wins my most interesting post of the year award! 😜. 
25 Dec 23 by member: 66Pack
This was so perfect. Lots of good wishes to you. Too late for that creature 
25 Dec 23 by member: liv001
Yes, Angel, I always wanted to work for Disney!! LOL.  
25 Dec 23 by member: -MorticiaAddams
Windy Day, I don't know if I can deal with them as I usually can't get past picking up the trap and throwing it out the back door complete with mouse still attached. Hubby wants the traps reused. Ick.  
25 Dec 23 by member: -MorticiaAddams
Gloves. I didn't think I ever could either, but alas... LOL 
25 Dec 23 by member: Windy Day
66Pack, Thanks!!! Hubby and I are a little different. I do love your squirrel avatar. We have had squirrels inside our house too. One was sitting on my hutch. Catch and release. Another story.  
25 Dec 23 by member: -MorticiaAddams
liv001, Thanks!! Yes, hubby's poem is totally accurate. LOL.  
25 Dec 23 by member: -MorticiaAddams
Windy Day, I wish they would just stay outside. The darned idiots. I have tons of gloves here but it is still so gross. LOL.  
25 Dec 23 by member: -MorticiaAddams
Wow, sometimes those mouse traps can really bring unexpected surprises! 😄 Wishing you a cheerful Christmas, hoping this holiday season is full of unexpected yet delightful moments!🎄 
25 Dec 23 by member: ikarüs
Thanks. Not having any more mice is good enough for me. LOL.  
25 Dec 23 by member: -MorticiaAddams
Oh my! Lol Merry Christmas!! 🌲♥️ 
25 Dec 23 by member: StormsGirl
Great job taking that lil btard out. 👊🫡 
26 Dec 23 by member: MICK1234567
ha! no one likes a snack stealer! 
26 Dec 23 by member: Elbowsdeep
Seems like the poor mouse got his “”just desserts””🧀 
26 Dec 23 by member: Alindsey83t
StormsGirl, wasn't very nice of Santa. LOL.  
26 Dec 23 by member: -MorticiaAddams
MICK1234567, yes, he would have had a better Xmas just stealing corn and seeds from under the feeders.  
26 Dec 23 by member: -MorticiaAddams
Elbowsdeep, I really don't want to share snacks with anyone but hubby. LOL.  
26 Dec 23 by member: -MorticiaAddams
Alindsey83t They seem to like popcorn.  
26 Dec 23 by member: -MorticiaAddams

     
 

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