In my previous life working for Corporate America I developed a little white lie for surviving in-flight small talk.
When asked the inevitable 'and what do you do?' I would tell people I was a talent scout for comedy clubs.
Rather than hearing their endless tales of experiences associated with what I really did, I would be entertained with every joke they ever heard. It was great.
I rarely miss Corporate America or business travel but I do miss the jokes from amateurs.
I'm having an off-kilter day here in Bellawood. I swear, if all that stuff I thought was behind me returns, I'm not going to be happy. (PMS) I'll survive, but .. dang Mother Nature, gimme a break, will ya?
So .. I'm doing well with the healthy eating, doing my treadmill, and generally all around content. I could just use a good joke. Any one want to step up to the mic for me?
Thanks, Bella
View Diet Calendar, 27 December 2012:
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1388 kcal
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Fat: 43.93g | Prot: 76.09g | Carbs: 179.46g.
Breakfast: Coconut Oil, Creamer, Flax Seed, Plain non fat yogurt, Schwans Blueberry, Coffee, Quaker Old Fashioned Oatmeal. Lunch: Hillshire Deli Turkey, Fat Free Balsamic Vinaigrette Dressing, Peanut Butter, Cucumber, Mushrooms, Tomato, Fresh Express 3-Color Deli Coleslaw, Cocktail Onions, Spinach. Dinner: Crisps, Chicken California Blend Soup. Snacks/Other: Mustard, Spinach, Hillshire Deli Ham, Wheat Bread, Kraft Jalapeno String Cheese, Dannon Light snd Fit, Apple. more...
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