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11 January 2019
I’m a stress eater and if today isn’t the most stressful day I’ve had in a year, I’ll kiss your ass. Not sure how this is going to play out but we’ll see.
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10 January 2019
I don’t like to cook and my husband loves to so he’s always in charge of meals around here. He is also a bad influence when it comes to food. For some reason he hates the idea of me on a diet. I have no self control so you can see how my ass got so fat. Now, I’ve been doing pretty good since the beginning of the year BUT tonight my husband brings home pizza for dinner (without asking my opinion of course). I ate it (no shock there) and now I’m feeling guilty. I think I’ve finally figured out a way to get him to help me with my diet. Every time he makes or brings home really unhealthy food for dinner, I’m going to eat with him (let’s be honest, my fat ass ain’t going to fast and pray) but I’m not going to give him sex. Let’s see if that works. Wish me luck!!
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10 January 2019
weight los joke:
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."
He lost 33 lbs that week..
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10 January 2019
I’m going to predict that I’ll go over my calories today. This sick child is stressing me out. I know I ate breakfast but I already feel like eating again. It’s called stress eating and I wish there was a pill for that. However, if a sandwich keeps me from losing my mind today, I’m going to eat the damn sandwich.
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08 January 2019
I told y’all my husband is a bad influence. We had bagel sandwiches for breakfast this morning. It was delicious but I’m pretty sure I’ll go over my calorie limit for the day. Will be easy to do better tomorrow because he’ll be back at work. 😂
Let’s see how good I can do the rest of the day.
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